I simply cannot this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of chickens came out from behind a building. They were running all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I here was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe what just happened. Seriously, I know I'm going to faint! Everything was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?